ok thunder beach bike rally... bikes,beer,and breasts just about covers it. this rally was a little to much about the booze and boobs rather than bikes. tons of topless chicks walking around. I was going to ride my bike but it only has a 650cc engine and they where planing on rolling so i rode my stepdads saxon chopper. a nice pic:
well we where flying down there. the night we got down there we stopped at a bar and as soon as i roll up this drunk guy grabs my arm and says "that guy behind you better not do a burnout or we will kick all of you're asses" i say "i don't even no them!"
"he told me to ask you, about how sick his stunts where"
"well i don't have any crotch rocket riding friends. I ride motocross and i garuntee his stunts can't be sicker than mine"
"i'd be carefull if i was you"
THE FUCK? What's going on. so i pull foward about 10 feet when a gaurd walks up.
"nice try but no cigar"
"what are you talking about?"
"If you comeback you're going to jail."
"dude this is my first time here!"
"shut the fuck up and get out!"
"Fine you assholes!"
"sir, whats going on"
"just becouse this guy put on a helmet and swapped bikes dosn't mean he can come back."
"Donny take off you're helmet."
*takes off helmet*
Guy: "oh' i'm so sorry i thought you where hiding you're face with that helmet.
see theres no helmet laws there. i'm still going to wear one. I ended up buying a protective jacket and saw my first topless drunk biker girl of the weekend.
I finally went to sleep at 4am
well i woke up at 8:00am and grabbed a red-bull, went ridding till about lunch. when it started raining. i went to the hotels arcade and played a crotchrocket racing game agianst some bike gang. with about 8 "in memory of..." patches. it apears they might have been an GTA Lost and danmed type gang. either way we had fun. that night it cleared up so i went riding agian for about an hour. then it started to sprinkle. so i headed back when i got stuck in a downpoor i kept riding back to the hotel *my stepdad was hanging out with the december playboy covergirl at shuckems oyster bar.* well i just laughed with other riders in the rain. well i was worried about the bikes intake position. sticking out the side instead of under the seat. sure enough i hit a puddle of water and it sucked it.
end of story.
saturday: i drained evrything on that bike! I redid the timers and this one guy helped from 10am to 6pm! well after talking to some boys from dyno. *they do nascar car tuning and alot of motocross tuning* told us that it was a bent valve. But, of course! the engine went from hot to cold in seconds! Danmit, i had to rent a moped... top speed 40mph.
well atleast i had a ride.
sunday: we load up my bike in a freinds trailer and i got to take my moped back. when they got mad becouse of some scratches. now first off me my jacket and my helmet showed no sighns of an acident. That and im a motocross racer if i crashed it i must have done something real stupid and if that was the case then i would at least have a bruise!. either way i had to pay them $200 for damages.
theres alot more like a dunmass in a sports car who while showing out flew into a sand pit and got stuck. WOW.